Bisaya jokes(36)

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Tay: Nak...kabantay mi nga...ni dako ka nga murag babae...mao na...para mahimo kang lalake...i-repeat ang akong shagiton...oki? PUSIL!!!

Anak: PUSIL!!!

Tay: Armalita!

Anak: ARMALITA!!!

Tay: Lalake!!!

Anak: hahay!!! asa tay!?
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si JOHNNY taga BOHOL nibalhin ug sa CEBU na siya nag eskwela...
bisdak, bisaya jokes, binisaya
maestro: ok class today we used "AMONG" in a sentence...ikaw TEBAN used AMONG in a sentence.
teban: AMONG the flowers i like sampaguita is the best.
maestro: very good, ikaw makoy used AMONG in a sentence.
makoy: AMONG the animals the carabao is the best.
maestro: very good! ikaw JOHNNY used AMONG in a sentence.
johnny: (nakuratan): ha? unsa to sir?
maestro: natulog diay ka johnny? used AMONG in a sentence!!
johnny:AMONG....AMONG...AMONG to sir no? AMONG KAMOTE SA BOHOL GIBOKBOK!
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MANGHAROS

Anak: Pa, mangharos ko karon sa among klase..

Papa: Very good! Bright gyud ning bataa. Unsa man nga subject anak?

Anak: Kuan, Pa.. Cooking. Ako ang mangharos sa kamunggay..
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COKE::

TEACHER:How many liters does a Coke litro have?

PUPIL: Four liters ma'am!

TEACHER: Are you sure?

PUPIL: Yes ma'am! Liter C, Liter O, Liter K, and

Liter E!
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ang sulti sa AIR FORCE: "No guts, no glory"

MARINES: "No retreat, no surrender

ARMY: "No pain, no gain"

di sad pa lupig ang mga SIKYU: SECURITY GUARDS: "NO ID, NO ENTRY!"
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